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Where meth labs and PTA Karen collide. Your town isn’t special—it’s just Florida with worse weather.

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Bill Gates Reveals ‘Digital’ Solution to Cow Methane: Glove Up

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Newsom Takes Trump Parody Too Far with Rare Double Hand Reduction Surgery

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Evangelicals Warn That Riding the Transcontinental Railroad Could Make You Gay

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Trump Mandates ‘Stand Your Ground’ Fire Drill Protocol for Elementary Schools

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HBO Confirms Zendaya’s Salary, Quietly Denies Mandatory Fentanyl Section

Sep 4, 2025

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Sam's Club Capitalizes on Costco DEI Controversy, Hires White Dudes in Bulk

Sep 4, 2025

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Trump Pulls a ‘Ross’ in Spray Tan Booth, Emerges Double Orange

Sep 3, 2025

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97% of Americans Support Murder If Killer Has Relatable Backstory

Sep 3, 2025

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Bitcoin Maxis Praise Saylor’s Willingness to Pump, Literally, After Sperm Bank Sighting

Sep 2, 2025

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We Welcome Our Hilarious Robot Overlords (Not Satire)

Sep 2, 2025

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Pentagon Scraps Tank Program, Bets Entire Budget on Gold-Plated Unicorn Cavalry

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Nightmare on Elmo Street: Sesame Gang Solves the Trolley Problem

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Nutritionists Confirm Santa’s 30 Million Calorie Christmas Eve Binge is Just a ‘Normal Tuesday’ for Most Americans

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