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Where meth labs and PTA Karen collide. Your town isn’t special—it’s just Florida with worse weather.

Sep 16, 2025

Sep 16, 2025

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Bidets Are ‘European Communist Mind Control,’ Says Man Wiping Dog Shit Off Hand With Paper Towel

Bidets Are ‘European Communist Mind Control,’ Says Man Wiping Dog Shit Off Hand With Paper Towel

Sep 13, 2025

Sep 13, 2025

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Crypto Bro Torn Between Rolex Daytona and Escaping Mom’s Basement

Crypto Bro Torn Between Rolex Daytona and Escaping Mom’s Basement

Sep 13, 2025

Sep 13, 2025

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Debt Relief? We Paid For Degrees the Old-Fashioned Way: Inheriting Oil Money

Debt Relief? We Paid For Degrees the Old-Fashioned Way: Inheriting Oil Money

Sep 11, 2025

Sep 11, 2025

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Poll: 97% of Americans Support Public Execution Without Due Process If Victim “Sucks”

Poll: 97% of Americans Support Public Execution Without Due Process If Victim “Sucks”

Oct 26, 2025

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NFL Clarifies National Tight End Day Not About Asses — Horny Housewives Respectfully Disagree

Oct 20, 2025

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Beyond Meat’s Final Pivot: “Vegan” Meat Made From 100% Organic, Pasture-Raised Vegans

Oct 10, 2025

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RFK Jr. Wraps Himself in Giant Foreskin to Keep Out the Autism

Sep 18, 2025

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Beta? Pumpfun Creator Refuses To Suck Homeless Man’s Toes

Sep 22, 2025

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If Amish Autism Rates Are So Low, Why Can Every Child Recite 500 Facts About Horses?

Sep 17, 2025

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After DWTS Debut, Robert Irwin Stalked by Nature’s Fiercest Predators: Cougars

Sep 16, 2025

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Bidets Are ‘European Communist Mind Control,’ Says Man Wiping Dog Shit Off Hand With Paper Towel

Sep 13, 2025

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Crypto Bro Torn Between Rolex Daytona and Escaping Mom’s Basement

Sep 13, 2025

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Debt Relief? We Paid For Degrees the Old-Fashioned Way: Inheriting Oil Money

Sep 13, 2025

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Charlie Kirk’s Murder Labeled “Suicide” by Internet Because Shooter Was Also White

Sep 12, 2025

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Success! Ozempic Sheds 150 Pounds and All Remaining Eyesight

Sep 12, 2025

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Kash Patel Awarded Honorary Theology Degree in Niche Norse-Christian-Hindu Studies

Sep 11, 2025

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Poll: 97% of Americans Support Public Execution Without Due Process If Victim “Sucks”

Sep 11, 2025

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NFL News: Sam Darnold Throwing Dots Unfortunately It’s Just a Bag of Pretzels

Sep 6, 2025

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Bill Gates Reveals ‘Digital’ Solution to Cow Methane: Glove Up

Sep 5, 2025

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Newsom Takes Trump Parody Too Far with Rare Double Hand Reduction Surgery

Sep 5, 2025

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Evangelicals Warn That Riding the Transcontinental Railroad Could Make You Gay

Sep 5, 2025

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Trump Mandates ‘Stand Your Ground’ Fire Drill Protocol for Elementary Schools

Sep 5, 2025

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HBO Confirms Zendaya’s Salary, Quietly Denies Mandatory Fentanyl Section

Sep 4, 2025

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Sam's Club Capitalizes on Costco DEI Controversy, Hires White Dudes in Bulk

Sep 4, 2025

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Trump Pulls a ‘Ross’ in Spray Tan Booth, Emerges Double Orange

Sep 3, 2025

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Bitcoin Maxis Praise Saylor’s Willingness to Pump, Literally, After Sperm Bank Sighting

Sep 2, 2025

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We Welcome Our Hilarious Robot Overlords (Not Satire)

Sep 2, 2025

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Pentagon Scraps Tank Program, Bets Entire Budget on Gold-Plated Unicorn Cavalry

Sep 1, 2025

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Nightmare on Elmo Street: Sesame Gang Solves the Trolley Problem

Sep 1, 2025

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Nutritionists Confirm Santa’s 30 Million Calorie Christmas Eve Binge is Just a ‘Normal Tuesday’ for Most Americans

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